Songs in Code: One Second Ghost, The Gothsicles

invincible=1;
blink(1);
setTimeout( function() {
    invincible=0;
    blink(0);
},1000 );

Explanation:

But I suddenly scream “Shit!”
Because my guy has just been hit
With my hits points indicator less than full

But it’s quite inconsequential
And my wrath will be torrential
For the following one second
I am in-vin-ci-ble

Songs in Code: Hard and Dirty, Modulate

SELECT @geoff_lee FROM #songsincode WHERE it LIKE '%hard%' OR it LIKE '%dirty%';

Explanation: Modulate is @geoff_lee, and this SQL statement selects him where “it” contains “hard” or “dirty”.

Songs in Code: Crash, Mesh

jmp $

Explanation: one instruction in assembly which will crash any program. Equivalent to “execute the current instruction again”.

Songs in Code: Hello Yorkshire, Coreline

with yorkshire:
    print "Hello $world"

Explanation: a parody of the classic “hello world program.

Songs in Code: You Fuck Jailbait, Caustic

assert( (datetime.datetime.now().year-other.dob.year) >= AGE_OF_CONSENT )

_caustic_: Someone explain: RT @maznu assert( (datetime.datetime.now().year-other.dob.year) >= AGE_OF_CONSENT ) #songsincode @_caustic_

maznu: @_caustic_ it means “check she’s old enough” (otherwise you fuck jailbait)

Songs in Code: Electrosluts Extraordinaire, Faderhead

def chorus(self):
    self.dance()
    (!self).stare_bitch_glare()
    while True:
        head.append(air)

Explanation: see video of Faderhead playing in exactly the right venue.

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