500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR: user incompatible with Internet dating

This user is not compatible with Internet dating. He is like that really cool game you bought ages ago - the one that won’t install or play properly on your new Windows Vista laptop. Meeting him will be like that moment when, having brought your GHDs to America, you realised that the reason they weren’t heating up was because that continent operates on a different voltage to Europe. Or perhaps you’ve just bought a huge new plasma or LCD screen, perfect for watching all the violence on TV in hi-def ultra-realism… only to find that it doesn’t have the right connections to hook up with your old DVD player.

The question you need to ask yourself: will you rush out and get the next version of your favourite game (which has better graphics but is less playable), a new set of hair straighteners (lest your holiday to America live on as “the Bad Hair Week”) and a BluRay player (which will cost almost as much as the new cables you also need to buy to connect it)?… or are you MacGyver enough to lash some sort of relationship together between the fancy TV and the trusty DVD player with nothing but a few bits of rope, a paperclip, and some gaffer’s tape…!