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I enjoy helping old ladies to cross roads, donating huge sums of money to charity and mending little bird’s broken wings. Unfortunately I never get round to doing any of this as I spend far too much time mainlining heroin and beating up small children.
a dating profile found on match.com (approved by the moderators one moment, deleted the next)

This leaves you with a few options. You can now go out with:
i) Ed Anderson
ii) Matt
iii) Tom
What fun in store.
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