Research has led to discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, NHSium (NHS). It has one neuron, 25 assistant neurons, 88 deputy neurons and 198 assistant deputy neurons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
This is the day I went to work, the Director was in London, the expert user was in the Lake District, the sole software developer called in sick, the technical manager was off-site, the server administrator was on holiday, and the server crashed…
Arriving as early as I did this morning the whole Trust was dark and deserted. You know it’s too early in the morning when you expect shuffling, moaning zombies to be wandering the site instead of your work colleagues.
