songsincode

jmp $

Explanation: one instruction in assembly which will crash any program. Equivalent to “execute the current instruction again”.

with yorkshire:
    print "Hello $world"

Explanation: a parody of the classic “hello world program.

assert( (datetime.datetime.now().year-other.dob.year) >= AGE_OF_CONSENT )

_caustic_: Someone explain: RT @maznu assert( (datetime.datetime.now().year-other.dob.year) >= AGE_OF_CONSENT ) #songsincode @_caustic_

maznu: @_caustic_ it means “check she’s old enough” (otherwise you fuck jailbait)

def chorus(self):
    self.dance()
    (!self).stare_bitch_glare()
    while True:
        head.append(air)

Explanation: see video of Faderhead playing in exactly the right venue.

if (time.time()+10800) % 86400 < 21600) and not singleton:
    singleton=True
    print >> oliver, girl.move(NYC), pill.move(girl)

Explanation: if the time is between approximately 9pm and 3am, and this hasn’t happened yet, Oliver says, “girl went to New York City and took a pill”. Bug: doesn’t account for the five-hour difference between UK and USA time.

[ ("a lady",)*(x+1) for x in range(3) ]

Explanation: list of tuples containing appropriate numbers of “a lady”.