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I prefer to be begging for mercy from someone who cares about me, not God.
minx

Right, The White Stripes can leave.
…no, there’s only two people in The White Stripes.
Malcolm Tucker, “In The Loop

Flattery is given because someone wants a particular result.
Thanks is given because it’s meant, otherwise it isn’t thanks.
Raven

Research has led to discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, NHSium (NHS). It has one neuron, 25 assistant neurons, 88 deputy neurons and 198 assistant deputy neurons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

…information is received in inverse proportion to its predictability.
Mike Ford, This American Life #258: Leaving the Fold. (Keep that one around the next time you’re underestimated.) (via heather-rivers)

The weekend of February 14th is going to be our tentative target for release.
Adeodato Simó, debian-devel-announce

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